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GILMORES GROIN

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Started by newby marvel , Feb 1 2012 11:31 AM
Gilmores groin

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Posted 2 February 2012 - 02:30 PM

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Sec,you learn something on this Forum everyday,how did we survive without google amazes me.Now looking up Gary Gilmores Eyes,and Colman's Cobblers,sure to be better than Nice Guys Drivel.

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Posted 2 February 2012 - 02:41 PM

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View PostSmudge, on 2 February 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

Sec,you learn something on this Forum everyday,how did we survive without google amazes me.Now looking up Gary Gilmores Eyes,and Colman's Cobblers,sure to be better than Nice Guys Drivel.

Understood Smudgeyboy you weren't reading my posts anymore............lol !!!

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Posted 3 February 2012 - 06:01 PM

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Newby, I had this condition and had operation going back ages, in hospital overnight and out next morning
Limping around for a week, then gradually start walking which increases steadily eventually to jogging etc...
Back playing within in 6 weeks..

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Posted 4 February 2012 - 05:48 PM

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It takes longer if you are older Newbs....

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Posted 5 February 2012 - 04:27 PM

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View PostWeeble, on 4 February 2012 - 05:48 PM, said:

It takes longer if you are older Newbs....

(cough, cough !!)

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 07:46 AM

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confirmed that i have gilmores groin after seeing simon marsh at harley st yesterday !!

op thursday!!

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 07:53 AM

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View Postnewby marvel, on 7 February 2012 - 07:46 AM, said:

confirmed that i have gilmores groin after seeing simon marsh at harley st yesterday !!

op thursday!!

Good luck with the Op Newby - let's hope the Surgeon doesn't have shaky hands. One slip of the scalpel in that area and............... ;)

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 07:58 AM

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thanks gf!!!  had a slip of the hand yesterday standing in all my glory lol weird he put his finger in the loose skin area left side of groin an into the hole that has effectively appeared weird sensation when actually hitting the spot bang on though!! :(

one plus receptionist was a nice young lady!

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 12:27 PM

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View PostGreen_Fingers, on 7 February 2012 - 07:53 AM, said:

View Postnewby marvel, on 7 February 2012 - 07:46 AM, said:

confirmed that i have gilmores groin after seeing simon marsh at harley st yesterday !!

op thursday!!

Good luck with the Op Newby - let's hope the Surgeon doesn't have shaky hands. One slip of the scalpel in that area and............... ;)
May as well have the snip whilst they are down there mate....    No all the best and good luck with the op and recovery.

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 01:20 PM

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thanks weebs an now i have the full set of a boy an girl not a bad idea maybe ill jog him a little when hes there with the scalpel lol :bigcry:

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With shaky hands, it's not the scalpel you want to worry about !

All the best for the op.

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Posted 7 February 2012 - 01:43 PM

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Best of Luck with the op Newby.

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 07:55 PM

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How did the op go Newby?

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 11:56 AM

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Op went well as per simon marsh the specialist apart from collapsing on fri morning one minute up an ok the next three feet away on me back spoke to rich butler who had a double op take my hat off as this is painful ;)

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:44 PM

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rumour has it youve lost half your manhood due to a slippery scalpel!!

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 02:51 PM

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How is it mate....    Or should we now call u Arfur...........

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 05:28 PM

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Movements getting better still a bit sore weebs an trying to take it easy luckily he didnt slip so crown jewels havent been taken lol

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 05:41 PM

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Dont rush back mate...   Football will still be there when ur ready.

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Think having a poo might hurt mate! :)

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:20 PM

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Mil-par loop mil-par lol
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