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LIGHT HEARTED RELIEF AFTER A POOR PERFORMANCE

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AncientBlue

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The Negligee


On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.


She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"


He looked up from his newspaper and said "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."


She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"


He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said, Oh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."


She giggled and said "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"





He looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished."

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